Песня: Star Wars: The Saga Begins A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas And met Jar Jar in Bosnas We took a bongo from the scene And went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy
Oh my, my this here Annakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Saying Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave? But he can use the force they say Ah, do you see him hitting on the Queen? Though he's just nine And she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably going to marry her some day
Well I know he built C3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two
He was a pre-pubescent flying ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singing:
My, my this here Annakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Saying Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midichloreans readings were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophesy
Oh the council was impressed of course 'Could he bring balance to the force? They interviewed the kid Oh training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Quigon said Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy
He was singing:
My, my this here Annakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Saying Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amadala wanted to I frankly would have liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane And saved the day
And in the end some gunguns died Some ships blew up And some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul And now he's toast I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin':
My, my this here Annakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Saying Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
We were singing:
My, my this here Annakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Saying Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
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