Исполнитель: Psychostick

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Песня: You‘ve Got Mail Enhancement
If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam, there's something you should know
That I will hunt you down

And I'll destroy you
Burn in hell

I get online, then notice I have email
I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck
20 emails, all coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size

And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX
I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups
Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD's

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make you eat your own shit
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own dick

Thank you for ruining the internet, fuck face
Thank you for ruining the internet, donkey balls
Thank you for ruining the internet, cooter cream
Thank you for ruining the internet, dick

I get rebooted, and get back to my email
I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it

And what is this, Shania Twain all naked
I click the link and I get dicks on the screen
Endless dickage, colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You're gonna get to gargle your pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do, something, like, really, not good

Thank you for ruining the internet, shit lick
Thank you for ruining the internet, penis steak
Thank you for ruining the internet, anal butter
Thank you for ruining the internet, cunt

The internet is a wonderful place. The ability to retrieve information on any subject or communicate with anybody around the world is a significant step to world peace and the evolution of the human race. And then you got these assholes who gotta be like "I'm gonna shit all over this precious gift to mankind. Oh yeah the answers are out there, but you gonna have to dig through this colossal pile of shit to get at them."

Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet

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Если ты решишь когда-нибудь начать карьеру в интернет-маркетинге,
Если ты займешься спамом, то ты должен кое-что знать.
Я тебя выслежу.

И я уничтожу тебя!
Гори в аду!

Я захожу в сеть, потом вижу, что мне пришло письмо...... [открыть перевод]

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