Исполнитель: Nanowar Of Steel

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Песня: And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle
Picking up teens in a “Twilight” chat room
Listening to Adele on my own
One day I met an attractive lady
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone

We shared many common interests
E.g. medieval architecture
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
Her Statuesque beauty took my breath away

And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
I should have checked the fine print long ago
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
She was a maniac, maniac and a Gargoyle

[Solo]

- How could you be such a retarded moron?
Didn't u check her profile before?

- I just read MILF in the “about me” section
I didn't get that “M” stood for “Monument”

- Well, it's usual to fall in the trap
Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
But, tell me, what d'you mean by “Gargoyle”
Was she wrinkly, was she fat?

- No! I'm telling you she was a freaking gargoyle
That thing you see on Batman Returns
She was exactly what you would see if you'd google “Gargoyle”
And instead of boobs she got two black bricks of stone!

And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
He thought her avatar was just an avatar
And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
And I also had to pay her cab to Notre Dame

[Solo]

But as I drove back home that night
Her tender snout still in my eyes
Left just confusion in my mind
Is it true love or is it just a crush on 12th century french sculpture?

And... then I... (noticed that she was a) Gargoyle!
I'll be jerking off on Batman forever!
And now I notice that I like the Gargoyles!
Cos' I got maniac, maniac, for Gargoyles!
Cos' I got maniac, maniac, for Gargoyles!
Cos' I got maniac, maniac...!
I also like Rolling Stones

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А потом я заметил, что она горгулья

Цепляя тёлочек в гостевом чате "Сумерек",
Слушая в одиночестве песни Адель,
Я однажды встретил очень привлекательную девушку
Под ником "Шэрон Стоун". 1

Оказалось, у нас много общих интересов:
Например, средневековая архитектура.
Поэтому я пригласил её в дорогой ресторан,..... [открыть перевод]

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