Исполнитель: Weird Al Yankovic

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Песня: Confessions, Part III
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you
Part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,
Then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see,
So I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree
That belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple
And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Gave you buttered toast
I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me
When I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,
But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit.
That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say,
I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore
'til I give you part four of my confessions

Перевод песни:
Признания, часть III

Вот мои признания.
Только я подумал, что сказал всё, что мог –
Как решил, что сегодня поделюсь с тобой новыми секретами.
Вот мои признания:
Я сбился с мысли в прошлые два раза,
Вот я болван, а теперь я собираюсь зачитать тебе
Третью часть моего списка признаний.
В первый раз я рассказывал о шлюхе, с которой я изменял тебе,..... [открыть перевод]

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