Исполнитель: Ninja Sex Party

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Песня: If We Were Gay
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian,
You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Dick dick dick... balls

Dick dick dick... balls! One! Two! Balls!

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!

My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick... oh shit!

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Если бы мы были геями

Знаете, много людей приходят к нам и спрашивают:
"Эй, Дэнни Сексбэнг и Ниндзя Брайан,
Вы, ребята, ходите во всём обтягивающем и живёте вместе. Вы геи?"
Пфф, я начинаю смеяться. Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха!
Вы можете себе это представить? Что бы мы были геями?
Можете представить?

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