Исполнитель: Macc Lads, The

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Песня: Failure with Girls
I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,
I haven't got any mates and me clothes have gone out of date,
I go to the pub on me own and I drink me orange alone
I sit and stare at the cracks, but they just turn their backs
I want to chat ‘em up, but I stare at me feet,
And then I go home and I beat me meat,
I'm dead shy about the size of me dick
And chips n gravy make me sick
I'm a failure with girls - I don't know why
I'm a failure with girls - they're so unkind
I'm a failure with girls - they make me cry
Only wish I could say that I don't mind

A Macc Lad just said me: 'Take note!'
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I changed to a real Macc Lad,
Me clothes started looking real flash, I gorra tattoo and a moustache
And me car gorra go-faster stripe,
Now I pull crack every night
And I'm not weak anymore, got me dick measures 3'4",
So don't you call me wimp – it's 3'4" even when it's limp
I'm dead macho with girls - I never fail
I'm dead macho with girls – ‘coz I sup ale
I'm dead macho with girls - thanks to Boddies
Only wish that I didn't have VD

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С девчонками лох*

Очень уродлив я, и рожа моя в угрях,
Друзей себе не завёл, и шмотки мои все – старьё,
И я иду в паб, одинок, и пью апельсиновый сок,
На щёлки глазею, но, они ко мне спиной,
Хочу разговорить, но вот как, в пол смотря?
А дома потом душу́ я гуся,
Робкий такой, так как хрен невелик,
А с чипсов в соусе тошнит,..... [открыть перевод]

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