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Песня: Dr. Greenthumb
Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb. Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed and just can't find some anywhere? Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips. I'll show you how to grow inside and out, from seed to clone, and the best homegrown. And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky no worries, we'll fix them too with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens to block the nosy pig's vision. Don't believe me? Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders how well it works.

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid And ahm a farmer and I've been growin mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen I don't hafta point my shotgun at them pesky porkers no more Thanks Dr. Green, you're tha shit

Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time
Dial 1-800-713-GROW
That's 1-800...
713...
G...
R...
O-W

Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Hello)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
But fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Kick it)

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from (Dr. Greenthumb)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!

People can't live without the herb man
If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
But thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
In the backyard or inside with hydro
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen
Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone
But never ever ever gotta worry from my home
What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Kick it)

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from (Dr. Greenthumb)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)

Out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!)
In my closet the weed is dried out
Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out
I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get knocked up and they close up my shop
That's why I buy no weed from no one
That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb
The scientifical, mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one come all and see how it's done
If you see the pigs there's no need to run
Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
But you never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The weed is growin like my erection
Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from (Dr. Greenthumb)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb (Doctor)
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Dr. Greenthumb
Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to
Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2
Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed
Doctor, it's dying, Doctor

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Доктор Садовод

Здравствуйте, я Доктор Садовод. Вы когда-нибудь попадали в такую ситуацию, что у вас не оставалось травки, и вы не могли её нигде достать? Попробуйте мою книгу "Советы по выращиванию Доктора Садовода". Я научу вас, как выращивать внутри и снаружи, от семечки до отростка, и лучшему домашнему растениеводству. А если вы боитесь этих надоедливых ментовских вертолётов в небе, не волнуйтесь, мы и с ними разберёмся с помощью одного из наших заслонов "Вахтёр" от Доктора Садовода, предназначенного закрывать любопытным легавым обзор. Не верите? Вот, просто спросите одного из множества моих довольных клиентов, Джеда Сандерса, насколько хорошо это работает.

З... з... здрасьте, меня зовут Джед. Я фермер и ужо около двадцати годов я ращу марь-иванну, иии... ну... эта... с заслоном "Вахтёр" от Доктора Садовода мне больше не за чем наставлять свой дробовик на этих докучливых легавых. Спасибо, Доктор Сад, молодца.

Да, у Доктора Садовода всё это есть, я гарантирую. Попробуйте мою книгу, и у вас будет первоклассная трава в два счёта.
Позвоните 1-800-713-РОСТ.
1-800...
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